Elitism... in the Toilet

A dapper and distinguished feinschmecker of my acquaintance turns 33 today. I've already made a compilation of refined elegance for the stereo fitted inside the toilet at the wine importer where he works, but that was last year. There's still many more sounds and words of grace and beauty to be had and heard. Here, then, is volume two of Toilet Guppies' ongoing series of pretension. No, not pretension—you're only pretentious if you fail to deliver on your grandiose ambitions—but rather pomposity. At any rate, what held true of the previous comp of pomp holds true of this one, so 'nough said and enjoy the lofty achievements.

Happy birthday, elitist! May things be good enough, this one day of the year.

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